At the end of last issue, we saw the buxom Shanna rescue her charges from the teeth of certain death. The Sabretooths were sure to make a meal out of all of them. They went to the rooftops, to try to gain high ground, and hopefully to find a way out of the city. Neanderthal Nazis? What a predicament. But, come to find out, the Velociraptors are also able to climb. So even though they escaped the obvious threat, they still have to deal with the one that was waiting for them. Well 2 actually. As they run across the rooftops, they run right in to the waiting arms of the Axe-man and his nefarious squad of henchmen. But Shanna, being the strategist that she is, uses one to take out the other. After all, the Velociraptors are just hungry. Why not feed them the bad guys? My only real complaint is in the recap in the beginning. They talk about Dirk and his crew being pirates. And then later describes them as pirate heroes. Isn't that an oxymoron? Anyways, I thought it was a decent mini-series. Kind of an Indiana Jones type theme here. Well . . . that is if Indiana Jones was played by Pamela Anderson. I could just see this being a movie, and Shanna being very close to barely keeping her loincloth on. It would either make a great action movie . . . . or a great porno. Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti kept us on the edge of our seats. And Khari Evans kept us drooling. What more could I ask for?
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